The Founder

I did enjoy this film. Probably more than other people have. 

And all you need to know and what you will solidly believe by the end of it is this - Michael Keaton plays a twat really fucking well.

Like I really liked this, but it made me horribly upset by the end of it. The guy this is based on - Ray Kroc, who renovated McDonalds into a fast food chain - yeah he's a dick. And Michael Keaton does a good job of playing this passive aggressive old ass man who gets swept up in making an empire out of someone else's design.

So first of all Ray Kroc starts out as a semi-successful ice cream machine salesman, and luckily he goes to check out a little lone restaurant McDonalds - who want to order way more machines than Ray has ever sold in one go. So he's checking it out, eats a maccie meal FOR 35 CENTS! And he loves it, meets the owners and get the backroom tour. So apparently eating out in the 50s was a pain in the ass for people on the road, because it was waiting around in your car for the wrong food to be delivered to you after ages of waiting and getting the stank eye from the new hip teenagers.

Rich and Mac McDonald are played by John Carroll Lynch and Nick Offerman - that's Twisty the Clown and Ron Swanson to you. And they're characters made me so sad. Basically you get to follow how Ray Kroc ruins the McDonald brothers lives and it's just even sadder because it all happened in real life, How Kroc took them both for a ride, gave one of them a heart attack, essentially stole their property and did it all legally makes me kind of sick to tell you the truth. But yet, if McDonalds had just stayed the lone company all the way out in a desert town, then I wouldn't be able to indulge my life in sub-par standard meals - that I will never give up, not ever.

Basically you will come away from watching this film, knowing only that Ray Kroc was evil but incredibly smart and a tactical business man.
Still don't like the man, but still like thanks Ray for the idea of introducing ice cream to McDonalds.
Very interesting film, but the ending is sad because THE MCDONALDS BROTHERS COULDN'T PROVE THEY HAD A HANDSHAKE AGREEMENT WITH KROC SO THAT THEY COULD RECEIVE THEIR ROYALITIES WHICH WOULD BE WORST SO SO FUCKING MUCH TODAY, LIKE OH MY GOD KROC YOU CLEVER CUNT.
Don't talk to me about Ray Kroc ever again.